I went to the bank today and this guy had a decommissioned cop car that he had turned into a Stargate Command squad car. It’s also got a SHIELD logo.
The guy was also wearing a Stargate uniform.
tony would flirt so hard with the cute new rookie
he’d rock into the precinct and howard would already be rolling his eyes and saying he’s busy and tony would be like “of course you are, what a shocker, i think i may faint from shock, someone catch me,” and then he’d see steve and be like “well he-llo you can catch me anytime sailor” and steve would like like “nghh” bc how old is this kid anyway
and of course steve would end up with a crush on the chief’s kid, that’s just his luck. bc tony’s impossible to ignore and he always gets steve laughing even when he’s stuck on some godawful paperwork. and tony turns up to crime scenes and yells at steve from behind the yellow tape and points out clues and is everywhere steve turns. he’s always where he shouldn’t be when steve is pretty sure he should be in school.
and steve likes howard well enough, but he hates how howard is so dismissive and unsupportive of his son who is brilliant and clever and amazing and is obviously craving attention that howard never gives him. he slips in a few comments about it and howard laughs and says, ‘what, you care about the kid or something,’ and steve steels his jaw and tells howard he’s got one hell of a kid and he deserves to be treated better than howard is treating him and he nearly gets fired and tony keeps asking him why he almost got fired and steve mutters something about being reckless
tony ends up helping in a lot of cases, and steve always protests but those fade into grudging acceptance as he follows tony and gets followed by tony and drags tony out of danger when it pops up, because it’s impossible to keep that kid out of trouble. it’s all steve can do to shield him with his body when things get rough or patch him up when all of steve’s efforts aren’t enough. bc god that kid gets into so much shit, and he’s trying so hard, and he’s doing so well, and he’s solving cases left and right with steve because it turns out they work really well together even though tony’s not old enough to drink.
and tony flirts with steve, grins and touches his arm, squeezes his shoulder, and then the touches turn into something heavier, more meaningful, something bigger than attraction after they go through shit together. they go on stake-outs, tony stays at steve’s house once or twice, refusing to explain. they stop a serial killer and nearly end up in the crossfire, they solve a kidnapping case and get the kid home safe, they do a dozen other things that have them worrying over each other and steve asks tony why he’s even doing any of this, he’s far too young for it, why doesn’t he just give it a few years.
tony doesn’t even hesitate. “but i already can do it now,” he says. “why the hell would i wait a few years when i can help people now?”
and steve accepts the fact that he’s fallen hook line and sinker for this kid who he still doesn’t know is legal or not, because tony always scoots around the subject.
Please please someone write this I need this in my life
do you ever wonder what would have happened if the dursleys had actually managed to hide harry’s identity from him until he turned 17
like dumbledore somehow lost track of them when vernon changed jobs or when they moved houses, and for some reason they just couldn’t find them again
and harry potter the boy who lived grew up attending typical schools and his friends knew that sometimes weird shit would happen around him, but they just thought it was a coincidence or that they were imagining it but slowly they all left him and he grew up even more isolated and angry and so he runs away at 16
and meanwhile voldemort knows harry ran away and that he is out there somewhere, vulnerable, but he’s not in the wizarding world, so his death eaters are wreaking havoc trying to find him
and harry obviously has magical talent but he doesn’t know that, but every child in hogwarts does and they’ve learned about him and now know that he’s just out there somewhere, completely unaware of what’s going to happen to him
and some kids it doesn’t bother, but for others like neville and hermione and luna and ron, it’s horrifying to think that this innocent person who should be in their year is going to be hunted down like this
so they decide to go find him before voldemort or the death eaters can
and harry is in a train station on his way to work and is converged upon by about six people who are trying their hardest to not freak out and tell him that he’s a wizard in grave danger, but they know they have such little time
so instead of the wizarding world finding harry at 11, it finds him at 16 and a half when it’s in a much darker, desperate place
i don’t know i just really like the idea of harry potter joining the wizarding world through a bunch of rebellious hogwarts dropouts hiding throughout england and running from enemies he didn’t know he had and learning magic along the way in dark alleys and through street fights
There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
finally updating the AU yess
so John and Rose like going exploring underwater places and stuff
and they get in trouble at times
and Jade met Dave in some sea cave and then they became friends so that sorta turned into their meeting place ((also Dave probably carries his sunglasses around and puts them on when he’s out of the water pftahah)
yo followers (and whoever sees this in the tag i guess)
please tell me some of you were animorphs fans.
let us bond about yet another set of fictional sad children.
(a.k.a. gimme ur sad headcanons and fanfic recs. all of theeemmmmm)
Cuddle House by Demenior and Neinlives…
The Break-out by Arayashi
It’s really Cool!!! Animorphs/Homestuck crossover
omfg guys, so I was translating my German lesson thing, and I wasn’t fully paying attention and I translated it like this:
Schokolade ist gut
Chocolate is god,
instead of the chocolate is good. And I’m laughing so hard I cried.
This shit better work
HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE
what if we all got paper lolGUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150
I am not even kidding but I am reblogging this twice in a row because I just got $275.
holy shot i hope this works!!
LETS DO THISSSS !
This will definitely not work.
Lip n’ hair be matching yo ~